We will faithfully record each and every theft reported to us. Yesterday was such an occasion to do just that. While the visitors I met in passing along the highways could not conceive that there was ever any cause for concern on Bryher I know differently and so do others.
For instance, the person(s) who took the arm and leg bones of Captain Jack Sparrow from Bryher Boatyard should reconsider their skullduggery. Another recorded crime, another victim. Let’s not allow this beautiful island be tainted with such villainy.
Where are this pirates limbs? If you know or if you find them please let us know so that I can add greater value to my inevitable future Scilly Crime Scene Tour Guide career when time is called on my current vocation.